Saturday, 31 August 2013

Governor Rochas Okorocha Denies Legalising Abortion In Imo State

''The bill, which made provision for the termination of a foetus in cases of incest or rape, did not legalise abortion''.-Rochas Okorocha
Gov. Rochas Okorocha of Imo has said that the bill currently in the House of Assembly is not for the legalisation of abortion. Okorocha said this when he reacted to reports that the state government had  legalised  abortion in Owerri on Friday

He explained that the bill would eliminate violence in private and public life, prohibit all forms of violence, including sexual, psychological, domestic and harmful traditional practices.

Khloe Kardashian Poses With Friends on Instagram After Lamar Odom's DUI Arrest (PHOTO)

Khloe Kardashian put on a brave face for the camera on Friday, Aug. 30, just hours after news broke that her husband, Lamar Odom, had been arrested earlier in the day for driving under the influence. Posing with friends in a photo she shared on Instagram, the 29-year-old reality star stared sultrily -- or perhaps sadly -- into the lens.

"Omg you can totally not sit with us," she captioned the picture, which also featured her hair and makeup team (Joyce Bonelli, Jen Atkin, and Rob Scheppy). It was her second such selfie this week; on Aug. 28, amid news of her husband's substance-abuse issues, she shared a solo shot of herself looking somber (but still beautiful).

Ese Walter Releases Evidence Of Her Affair With COZA Pastor Biodun To A Respected Pastor

EXCERPTS: ''A copy of the ‘evidence’ is with a respected minister of the gospel should the christian body decide to deal with this issue now and that becomes needful. I am not looking to have a ‘me against them’ case where I need to prove I’m right and someone is wrong. I am far from right, but I have used the only means available to me to free myself of the bondage I put myself in''.
Nigerians should really be getting bored of this Ese-Fatoyinbo story by now, especially when nothing is being done about it. What a country.

Anyway,it is my duty to report daily happenings and so if the necessary quarters who should attend to this issue don't attend to it, it shouldn't stop me from carrying out my own duties.should it?

Please read Ese's recent write up below. She promises this will be the last one though.Let's hope so.

About six months ago, I was watching a lot of Apple ads on YouTube and heard something that has never left me. You should watch the YouTube video, it’s truly inspiring. Here’s what I heard:

Cheating Girlfriend swallows Cellphone to prevent her boyfriend from reading the Text Messages (PHOTO)

19 year Brazilian Adriana Andrade woke up in the hospital after swallowing her mobile phone,she did this to prevent her boyfriend Renato from reading the text messages on her cellphone.when he demanded to see them she took off running and when she was far enough away, she did the unthinkable… swallowed the mobile phone.

she had to undergo an operation to get the cellphone removed. See the phone in her ripcage in the picture above. #nobesmalltino!#

Aero passenger causes scare onboard, speaks in tongues

Barely one week after a teenage boy, Daniel Ohikena caused a scare at the Murtala Mohammed Airport, MMA, Lagos when he stowed on an Arik Air plane from Benin to Lagos, another scare occurred yesterday at the same airport when a female passenger, whose identity could not be ascertained as at the time of filing this report, was said to have boarded the plane screamed on top of her voice that she was no longer willing to travel with the plane after boarding the flight.

According to Saturday Mirror investigations, the cabin crew and passengers initially ignored her. But her persistence led to suspicion among the passengers.

Obasanjo Assures Tambuwal: I Am Behind You!

Contrary to the expectations of President Goodluck Jonathan and his aides who have been accusing Speaker of the House of Reps, Aminu Tambuwa, of associating with their "enemies", Chief Olusegun Obasanjo on Friday took a different stand. He said he is happy and very proud of the way Speaker Tambuwal has been leading the House of Representatives.

In what some say is an open endorsement for Tambuwal's future ambition, Obasanjo said:
“I like you, in fact I love you, please go ahead with what you are doing at the National Assembly. I am behind you. I am a principled person and I like the way you run the affairs of the House of Representatives.”

Arik Air Stowaway Boy: Okay, Lets Look At The Big Picture

Nigerians woke up on Sunday 25 August, 2013 to learn of a stowaway teenage boy, Daniel Ohikhena, who flew with Arik’s flight W3 544 from Benin to Lagos, thinking the plane was US-bound! Daniel, probably, had fantasised of life in far away America, watched films where some movie stars in a feign show of bravado, stowaway precariously on fast moving cars and aircrafts, chose to be the hero in reality, difficult to tell if he was oblivious of the risk his bluster involved, how far a flight from Benin to US was, or how he planned to survive extreme weather conditions.

Only the intrepid adolescent had the answers to these questions. As mother luck would have it, the flight was Lagos-bound.

Fake CNN Reporter Swindles Bayelsa Government And Officials (PHOTO)

I think this is a big shame to the government officials in this story and they should be arrested too. Read On

Paul Yempe, who passed himself off as a journalist working for the US-based Cable News Network (CNN), succeeded in swindling key officials of the Bayelsa State government.

The fraudster obtained various sums of money running into millions of naira from state officials who were desperate to receive favorable coverage about the state beset by rising insecurity and incessant kidnappings.

Investigations by SaharaReporters revealed that Allison Okuro, the secretary to the Bayelsa government, as well as Martins Fefegha, the state's commissioner of Information, were among the victims who lost money in the fraudulent deal that was recently exposed.

"I'm sorry for embarrassing Nigerians...The camera made it look like we had sex" - Beverly Osu

During their presentation to the media at the Protea Hotel, Victoria Island, Lagos last Thursday
 Beverly Osu said

On Embarrassing Her Country

I don’t feel happy about it because this is the first time, I represented the country in any continental competition. But the fact remains that if you didn’t go for it, you wouldn’t know how it’s in the House. I wasn’t there with my cell phone to be able to communicate with the outside world. I was just there alone. I’m sorry for embarrassing my country. I didn’t do it intentionally. My participation in the show was not to embarrass my country. I am a proud Nigerian.

On featuring in a porn production by Afrocandy

Boko Haram Progressively Weakened, Says President Jonathan

PRESIDENT Goodluck Jonathan Friday declared that the insurgent group, Boko Haram, has been progressively weakened by the security strategy put in place by the government.

  The President stated this at an audience with the outgoing Representative of the Delegation of the European Union (EU) to Nigeria and ECOWAS, Mr. David Mac Rae.

   HE said the measures taken by his administration had resulted in a significant reduction in the occurrence of terrorist attacks in the country.

UEFA Champions League 2013/2014 Draws [Full List]

View Full List of Groups after the cut

Nine-time European champions Real Madrid have been paired with Juventus in the pick of Thursday afternoon’s Champions League draw in Monaco.

Carlo Ancelotti’s men and the current Serie A champions, who met in the final in 1998, have been joined by Galatasaray and Copenhagen in Group B.

Barcelona and AC Milan will resume rivalries again after meeting four times in the last three seasons, with Lionel Messi inspiring the Blaugrana to a memorable comeback at the last 16 stage last time round. Joining them in an intriguing Group H is Ajax and Celtic.

Jennifer Lopez Lands $17.5m Deal To Return To American Idol

Jennifer  Lopez has been paid a whopping $17.5m to return to her post as judge on American Idol next season.

'There was a lot of back and forth negotiating on her salary, but now it's finally been settled that Jennifer will earn $17.5m to go back to Idol next season,' a source told MailOnline.

'It's a major coup for her to land a huge paycheck like that and I believe she is thrilled with that number. It's a lot more than the $15m Britney Spears was paid to do The X Factor.'

In mid-August there were rumours that Jennifer, the mother of five-year-old twins Max and Emme, was getting a $15m salary for her third season of Idol, but the figure is actually higher.

The $17.5m salary is a big leap from the $12m paycheck J-Lo was handed for her first season of Idol in 2011. For her second season she was given a $3m raise to $15m.

It was reported last year that when Jennifer asked for another $2m raise to come back for her third season the Idol producers refused and she walked.

U.N. Chemical Weapons Inspectors Leave Syria, Is a US Airstrike Imminent?

The United States made clear on Friday that it would punish Syrian President Bashar al-Assad for the "brutal and flagrant" chemical weapons attack that it says killed more than 1,400 people in Damascus last week.
 "We cannot accept a world where women and children and innocent civilians are gassed on a terrible scale," President Barack Obama told reporters at the White House.
 He said the United States was still in the planning process for a "limited, narrow" military response that would not involve "boots on the ground" or be open-ended. He set no timetable for action.

Fertility clinics: How Much Does Sperm Cost? N50,000 (£200) In Lagos

People get married for different reasons. While some seek companionship in marriage, many go into marriage for procreation.  For couples who look forward to having children immediately after marriage, being declared ‘infertile’ by experts is like a death sentence.

While it is generally agreed that it takes two to have a baby and every couple is expected to be in optimum health to have babies, medical experts claim men are having more fertility challenge now.  Sperm concentration in men is said to have decreased by a third since 1990s while sperm count is said to have decreased by half over the past 50 years.

 Studies are also showing genetic abnormalities in sperm particularly in older men. For men therefore, quantity, quality and motility of spermatozoa are seen as important factors in fertility.
 Since the male factor is a prominent cause of infertility in couples, sperm donation has become vital in assisted conception treatment.

Kate Middleton Makes First Public Post Baby appearance...

Kate Middleton joined her husband, Prince William at the start of an ultra-marathon in Anglesey today, making her first public post-baby appearance. Nice work Kate, don't you think she's done wonderfully well

Amanda Hein,26 Gives Birth In Bathroom, Kills And Dumps Baby Inside Toilet Bowl

Amanda Hein, 26, of Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, has been charged with murder after admitting to killing her newborn son.

Amanda who gave birth in the bathroom of a busy sports bar, killed her new born and hid it in the toilet. She was tracked down and arrested after police traced a blood stain the woman left on the booth where she was sitting, it was revealed today.

Amanda Catherine Hein was at Starters Pub near Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, watching pay-per-view wrestling with three friends August 17, when she left and went to the bathroom for about 40 minutes. She returned with blood on her clothes, but insisted she was fine.

Friday, 30 August 2013

WAR: US Secretary of State, John Kerry Makes Case for War On Syria

A report by The HuffPost
WASHINGTON -- Secretary of State John Kerry said Friday that there was "no doubt" the Syrian regime used chemical weapons in a devastating attack last week that killed more than 1,400 people, pointing to a newly released White House intelligence report that leaves unresolved whether President Bashar Assad himself ordered the attack.

Kerry's speech made clear that the United States was preparing for strikes on Assad's government, even as the United Kingdom declined to join in the military effort.

"Its findings are as clear as they are compelling," Kerry said of the report. "I'm not asking you to take my word for it, read for yourself."

Looks Like The Hour Of Truth Has Come: Pastor J of God's House Abuja Confronts Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo of COZA.

 It looks like the truth may not be far from reach afterall..... Read this interesting challenge by Pastor J of God's house.

For the leaders of this people cause them to err; and they that are led of them are destroyed.”
Isaiah 9:16
“Let them alone: they be leaders of the blind. And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.”
Matt 15:14

I was going to be silent on this sad, pathetic but true (in many shades) allegation against Pastor B and his popular and trendy ministry. My silence was borne out of respect for the kingdom of God and things that pertain to God. But all this changed when I heard the horrific tales of people who had been through the mess of this blind man, and the fact that he had no moral motivation to deny or accept the allegation; all he showed on Sunday was a demented swagger and perverse talk.

Ali Baba's Secrets On How A Lady Can Keep Her Man

There are several things that makes a man make up his mind that it is you or otherwise. Dont get it twisted... If he finds out that someone has 15 CORE things that you have only 3 of and even the 3 are sometimes cancelled out by the bad things like nagging, pride, greed...that have formed your character. Your own don set.

You are sitting there comparing yourself to someone who has 13 things, more than you and is willing to tolerate his weaknesses and learn more. Yet you are quick to say, you don't know what he sees in "that girl". Hey girlfriend, your beauty stands nowhere near the towering personality and good heart "that girl" has. Better recognize.

Bianca Ojukwu Tells Femi Fani Kayode To Withdraw His Statement Publicly Or Be Sued

In a publication by Thisday today, Bianca Ojukwu wrote a letter saying she has never met Femi Fani Kayode before. Isn’t that alarming? In contrast to what the lawyer and activist said a few weeks ago. 

Bianca’s lawyers have written to Femi Fani Kayode asking him to apologize and withdraw the statement he made a few weeks back claiming he once had a long and intimate affair with her many years ago. The letter warns him to either withdraw the statement or face a lawsuit. Femi has since responded to what many have termed “a threat”. I am privileged to have a copy of both letters. Read below both letters from Bianca's lawyers and FFK’s response after the jump…

Lagos ranked 4th worst City on Earth

Eko o ni Baje Oooo!!. Lagos is ranked the 4th worst city on earth and the second-fastest growing city in Africa. This is courtesy of Economist Intelligence Unit, EIU

According to the list which has countries from Africa and Asia in the first three,Lagos shares its 137 position with Port Moresby, in Papua New Guinea

The report released yesterday reads....
“Rapid growth is not always a good thing because Lagos is now a magnet for two perpetual threats to peace: pirates and Islamist warriors.

Boko Haram has a problem with cities like Lagos and also lots of weaponry. Pirates threaten trade and use kidnapping as a method of funding. Islamist terrorist groups such as Boko Haram (“Education is forbidden”) want to create their own version of heaven on earth by destroying cities such as Lagos and imposing strict sharia law. Lagos has enormous potential but as yet little to show for it – hence its poor ranking,”

Oh! Lagos Is it not time to call forth thy shine?.#iweepformyowndearlasgidis#

EPL: Chelsea sign Cameroonian striker Samuel Eto'o

Chelsea have boosted their striking options with the signing of veteran Cameroon international Samuel Eto'o from Russia's Anzhi Makhachkala, the Premier League club said on Thursday.

The 32-year-old Eto'o, who has signed a one-year contract, became the second player to join Chelsea from Anzhi following the arrival this week of Brazil playmaker Willian.

"I am very happy to be here but also anxious because I want to get playing as soon as possible," Eto'o told Chelsea's website. "It wasn't a hard decision. I saw the qualities Chelsea have, and I was very happy with Jose Mourinho before, so when the opportunity came, I was very happy to take it.'

Thursday, 29 August 2013

North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un, publicly executes his ex-girlfriend

On August 8th, North Korean leader Kim Jong-un was in the audience to applaud his ex-girlfriend Hyon Song- wol (right), a singer with the Unhasu National Orchestra.

9 days later, a group of artists were arrested accused of 'pornography'. His ex was one of them. They were publicly executed by firing squad on August 20th, while their families were condemned to a labor camp.

From Asia News
The North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un ordered the public execution of his ex-girlfriend Hyon Song- wol, accused of 'pornography' with a group of artists from the National Orchestra of Unhasu, which his current wife Ri Sol -ju also once belonged to. The arrest took place on August 17, the execution took place in public three days later. According to the indictment the women filmed themselves having sex and then sold the videos in China. Some South Korean sources claim that there were many Christians among those sentenced to death who had a Bible at home, a "crime" that you can pay for with your life or imprisonment in a state gulag in North Korea.

“No Man’s Manhood Can Satisfy Me” - Kemi Olunloyo, Daughter of former Oyo State Governor

Today’s stories are kind of “cocky”…don’t you think so? That’s if you have been following all the stories though

Kemi Olunloyo in her recent post opens up and say’s no man’s p*nis can really satisfy her sexually so she has settled for a different kind of joystick.

Ecobank Staff Dies After Having Sex With 21yrs old Lover In Abakaliki

To this story, Rivera says #nayouknowwetinyouthink# hmmn! Read

A banker who works with EcoBank, Abakaliki branch, Mr. Boniface Ndukaku, was found dead in a hotel after having sex with his 21-year-old girlfriend.

According to Telegraphng, Ebonyi State Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO) DSP Sylvester Igbo, confirmed that the deceased was in the hotel for an extra-marital affair, and that his 21-year-old escort was now in police custody helping them in the investigation of the matter.

Mr. Ndukaku (45), a family man, was a resident of the Army Cantonment in Abakaliki and had taken a 21-year old lady from Mgbowo in Agwu Local government area of Enugu State to a hotel.

The young lady was identified as a 200 level student of Microbiology at the Godfrey Okoye University, Enugu.

London Central Line Tube Train Goes Up In Smoke As Panicked Passengers Struggle To Get Off (Video)

The video above shows the moment terrified London commuters struggled to get off a tube train on the Central Line after it started filling up with smoke, leaving them trapped inside the carriages.

The train was pulling into Holland Park Station when the carriages began to fill up with smoke. The unfortunate incidence was said to have been caused by a brake fault.

In the short video clip shown above passengers are seen frantically attempting to force the doors open while those on the platform try to force the doors open on the other side to let them out. Other commuters at the station can be seen hitting the emergency button to call for help.

Young Shall Grow Motors' Boss Shot At By Assassins

Chief Executive Officer of the Young Shall Grow Motors, Chief Vincent Obianodo, narrowly escaped death on Tuesday night, after he was attacked by gunmen in Festac Town, Lagos. His driver and police escort were not so lucky as they were shot dead by the gunmen.

Chief Obianodo was returning from work at about 9 p.m. when the gunmen, numbering five, who drove in a Sport Utility Vehicle intercepted him on 22 Road and opened fire.

His Police orderly, identified as Ngozi Chijioke, was said to have attempted to match the gunmen fire-for-fire. Unfortunately, he was killed. Corporal Chijioke attached to Patrol and Guards of the Lagos State Command reportedly died on the spot.

FULL INTERVIEW: OMOTOLA'S STELLA MAGAZINE FEATURE.

Omosexy: The biggest film star you’ve never heard of.

As written by Ben Arogundade (Omotola’s Sunday Telegraph’s Stella Magazine interview) Read:
Omotola Jalade Ekeinde, aka 'Omosexy’, is the queen of Nollywood. She’s appeared in more than 300 films, pulls in 150 million viewers for her reality-television show and has been named one of the 100 most influential people in the world.
She scores a zero on the Hollywood Richter scale. She has never starred in a major motion picture. Her most recent film, Last Flight to Abuja, means nothing to devotees of Netflix and LoveFilm.

Wednesday, 28 August 2013

Beverly Osu In An Interview Talks About Sex With Angelo, His Girlfriend And AfroCandy's Movie Offer

Beverly Osu granted Coolfm an interview this morning and opened up on the following issues. 
Continue to read the short interview

How do you feel about Angelo’s supposed girlfriend Candice?

I don’t want to talk abt his so called gf cos I don’t know anything abt her.

Did u have sex in the house?
I did not have sex with Angelo. I loved him and I still love him. I would get married to Angelo if I had the chance!

U.S. Airstrikes In Syria Expected "Within Days" As U.S. Wants Action Without UN Backing

Hmmn! Drumbeats of war…..Shall we then say thank God for Africa? We cannot suffer for food,water,light and War again altogether. Anyway, may God Intervene because a popular adage says: when two elephants fight, it’s the ground that suffers.

Read the latest development on the Syrian War

A senior U.S. official told NBC News that the crisis in Syria is "past the point of no return" and that airstrikes are expected "within days."

The unnamed official made the comments as UN inspectors continue to investigate the use of chemical weapons in an attack near Damascus last week. UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon has urged the international community to refrain from taking action until the inspectors have concluded their inquiry.

Michael Douglas & Catherine Zeta Jones Go separate Ways After 13 Years

Hollywood couple Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones’ 13-year marriage is over, it was claimed this week.

An insider said: “Michael is going to announce the split soon. Catherine is fighting to save the marriage but he’s had it.”

But another report said she was set to start a multi-million divorce battle.

Earlier this week Michael, 68, was pictured arriving in Sardinia by private jet but mum-of-two ­Catherine, 43, was nowhere to be seen.

PSquare And Crew Hit Strip Clubs In Canada

On tour the US and Canada,Psquare decided to unwind at one of the very many strip clubs around Canada after a performance in Chicago and Texas. Pictured above is one of the members of the crew (left) and a stripper (right). Peter of P-Square however twitted below
Would you spend yours like that after working hard?

Nigerian Porn Movie Producer, Afrocandy Offers BBA, Beverly Osu A Role In Her Next Soft Porn Movie

Well!... That's SOME invitation.Lets wait and see what Beverely thinks of all of these

Mercy Johnson's Birthday Message-"If Not For God, I May Have Ended Up On The Streets Like The Prostitutes"

Today , Nollywood actress and mum of one, Mercy Johnson Okojie's marks her 29th birthday.This time she does it more empathetically. I really wish we all can celebrate our birthdays like hers. Especially those we refer to as “celebs”. Recently one of them (don’t want to mention any names) celebrated his birthday in SA with style and people were quick to tag it “the birthday of the year”. For me, I’m afraid Mercy’s birthday is the “birthday of the decade”

Read her message below

Today, I thought of many things I would love to have as birthday  gifts and the many dreams I'm still pursuing. 

In all of this I’m not losing sight of the fact that if not for God I might have ended up on the street like the many kids and young adults begging for food and some prostituting  to make ends meet. 

De Raufs Group Offers Arik Air Stowaway Teenager A Scholarship

De Raufs, a volunteer group extolling the virtues of Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola, the Governor of Osun has volunteered to sponsor 15year old stowaway teenager, Daniel Ohikhena, the kid who sensationally hid in the tyre compartment of Arik air flight from Benin to Lagos.

In a statement signed by the Director General of the group, Comrade Amitolu Shittu stated that the group is ready to give scholarship to Daniel up to university level and help him realise his dream of travelling by air legitimately. Shittu said, 
“genius and ambitious citizens of our country must not be suffocated on the alter of political and bureaucratic enforcement, the little boy’s ambition should be nurtured through qualitative education, and the group is ready to give the boy all the necessary support to make his dream a reality”.

Scientist Sends Brain Signal Via The Internet To Control Colleague's Hand

University of Washington scientists Rajesh Rao (on the left) and Andrea Stocco (on the right) claim that they have been able to demonstrate human brain-to-brain communication, a feat that has only been successfully demonstrated between rats and from human to rats.

A University of Washington press release described the experiment as follows:

The team had a Skype connection set up so the two labs could coordinate, though neither Rao nor Stocco could see the Skype screens. Rao looked at a computer screen and played a simple video game with his mind. When he was supposed to fire a cannon at a target, he imagined moving his right hand (being careful not to actually move his hand), causing a cursor to hit the "fire" button.

Giant Whale Washed Ashore Alpha Beach Lagos

Eye witness account states that the gigantic fish (pictured above) washed up on Alpha Beach, Lagos Nigeria.

Earlier on in the month, Lagos state government promptly alerted residents of a possible ocean surge in Lekki beach telling residents of Alpha, Elegushi and Lekki beaches to vacate their houses.

Some residents vacated whilst others did not and as predicted the ocean surged. The picture above shows the gigantic whale that showed up onshore after the surging.


See More pictures of the destruction caused by the ocean surge below:

WORDS ON MARBLE: POSITIVELY PURPOSEFUL

Hi, Don't waste your energy on being annoyed and resentful. Put your energy into doing something positive about your situation.

To the degree that you're filled with annoyance or frustration or anger, you're ineffective. And that just leads to more annoyance, frustration and anger.

However, you can choose to break the cycle. You can choose to be positively purposeful.

Spartan Race Partners With GovX For Military And First Responder Discounts: Be A part of The Race,Win $250,000 In Cash And Prizes


I’ve got great news: I have a free race code from Spartan Inc.good for any US 2013-2014 Spartan Race to giveaway to ONE lucky Rivera Blog(RVB)Reader and i'm excited.The first five commentators will enter into a draw where only one will be chosen and sent this code within the next 48 hours.

RVB readers, Its your turn to participate in the SPARTAN WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP RACE coming up on 9th September, 2013 in Vermont. Give your best shot at your chance at $250,000 in cash and prizes.

Reebok Spartan Race and GovX are proud to announce the formation of one of the largest race registration discount programs for U.S. Military service members and government first responders through the GovX.com network. Proud of our military and first responder community, Spartan and GovX wanted to bring something special to those groups as a way to say thank you and provide support and acknowledgement.

KWAM 1's Daughter, Honey B's performance at the Nottinghill Carnival,London + Funny Pix Of Comedian Gbenga Adeyinka

Hehehe! Can anyone describe this look on Gbenga Adeyinka's face?

This is Honey B (pictured)for those who may not know her,daughter to popular Yoruba Singer,KWAM 1. Honey B put on a"Show" at the just concluded Nottinghill Carnival in London showing off what some say is a "Banging Body. Watch Video after the cut.

Your own humble Rivera was privileged to be at the carnival and i tell you...it'as aii!! #INIT# lols

Kate Middleton Steps Out In Super Slim Post-Baby Body (Photo)

It's been just one month since the Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton put to bed and she's back in shape already!

E!Online reports Kate was spotted stocking up on groceries at a local market. This is the first time the new mom has been spotted out and about since she and Prince William left the hospital with the royal baby.