Doctors have removed a 10cm long steel fork inside a man’s
penis, after a sexual adventure went horribly wrong. The 70-year-old visited
Canberra Hospital’s emergency department complaining of bleeding genitalia.
He then promptly admitted that he had inserted a piece of
cutlery into his urethra in an attempt to satisfy himself. Unfortunately the
attempt backfired and it became stuck, leaving him in considerable pain before
rushing to the hospital.
Doctors say the practice tends to occur 'during states of
pathological masturbation, substance abuse and intoxication'. God help him,
lol.
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