A 64-year-old man has told how he passed out after a heavy
night of drinking and woke up to find that his penis was missing.
Neighbours of Geraldo Ramos claim that he was attacked by a
dog as he stumbled around the Dominican Republic naked while drunk.
But Mr Ramos, of Santiago, doesn't believe their version of
events and is none-the-wiser as to how he came to be dismembered.
He told a local television station that all he remembers is
waking up and being rushed to hospital for emergency surgery.
The dog which is said to have attacked him has not been
traced, nor indeed has Mr Ramos's penis.
Mr Ramos now has to wear a catheter and was filmed
recuperating at his home.
He says that he has learned his lesson - Mr Ramos told
Noticias Sin that he is to lay off the drink from now on.
While the neighbour's dog attack tale may seem a little far
fetched, it is not entirely unbelievable.
A paralysed man in Arkansas woke up in July to find that his
dog had eaten one of his testicles.
A Brazilian man meanwhile had his toes chewed off by his pet
dog.
And it seems it's not just dog attacks that men should be
wary of - a man was rushed to hospital in Israel after a snake bit him on the
penis while he was going to the toilet.
Fortunately the snake was not venomous and the man only
suffered minor injuries.
LOL!!
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