NEWS:

BIKINIS BANNED FROM THIS YEAR'S MISS WORLD CONTEST

BIKINIS have been banned from this year's Miss World contest in order to avoid Islamic hardliners in Indonesia who at one time threatened Lady Gaga.The contest will take place in the Far East this year for the first time in its history and organizers are wary of upsetting Islamic fanatics.......(Wonder why they took it there in the first place) Anyway....

The event which is due in September and will take place on the idyllic island of BALI will have all the ladies dress in more conservative outfits like SARONGS.

The pageant's chairwoman, Julie Morley says " I do not want to upset or get anyone in a situation where we are being disrespectful"."We treasure respect for all the countries that take part in the pageant"

Really? Okay now! Below is a graphical illustration of what i think those ladies will look like in September.